The staff from a Johannesburg computer company decided to pull a Practical joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious jokes on everyone else. While having year-end dinner at a restaurant in Rosebank, the boss went to the toilet, and they went through his wallet and found his Lotto Ticket. Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank. She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the evening's Lotto winning numbers then proceeded to read them out aloud, before setting the numbers on each table. The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his from his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again, and checked the numbers, very, very carefully. Then, he sculled his drink, and checked his numbers again. He stood up in his chair and shouted out to the whole room, " I just want to let you all know something. I've been having an affair with my secretary for months. I don't like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. I've never put forward any of your requests for raises. You can all go to Hell, cause I've just won a load of money, and I'm leaving." And there it all went: tata ma chance. tata ma job. tata ma marriage.
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