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CHATTYCHAT
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Next time you get a letter to pay your debts be sure to remember Sipho's letter.) LETTER TO TRUWORTHS Dear Sir/Madam I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 June 2007 in which for the third time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to reimburse you as soon as possible. However, I bring to your attention that I have many more creditors, quite as honourable as you, and whom I wish to reimburse too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly whom I hasten to refund immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly. Sincerely Yours, Sipho PS: I have great regret in informing you that given the unceremonious tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws
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Jemaiks
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This is a good one, I was laughing so much that my eyes was tearing. Thanks for this one, have not laughed like that in a long time.
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