Serious stuff

[CHATTYCHAT]

Had it posted under another thread, but feel it deserves more attention... Bob & Tsvangi on boat on the Zambezi after the elections to try and resolve a few differences. With them some 10 crew members. Now, fate has it that the boat bumps into a large floating log, develops a leak and starts sinking. The 2 leaders decide to vote who will make use of the only life jacket. After deliberation the result is announced: for BOB- 60 votes against Tsvangi's- 11.

[john_1]

No ways BOB would never get off the boat. He would declare that the boat did not have a leak and any water that was in the boat was actually the after effects from when a white farmer had used the boat 20 years ago.

[Picky]

lol, and that was after two recounts

[#4]

Bob would most probably blame the British and declare that the log was an English oak.

[Whatsup]

Mbeki would be standing on the bank and shouting there is no crises, because there are no crocs in the Zambesi.