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[Brazen]

world markets are gonna crash and I'm gonna be eating fish and the occasional guinea fowl. No more Chuckles and Gravy sweating like the proverbial every night. Ok. But then isn't it time for gold shares to go up?

[#2]

You're so funny! 'Gold shares going up...' Have you ever?

[MichaelR]

This looks like a crash allready....

[DST]

It'll be OK - just get the Bisto Kid's collar and cuffs spruce, so he can devote those abs at chipndale instead of the recent chipndip.

[#5]

I dont mind sharing some of my post christmas half price gammon with you and gravy?

[Brazen]

Thanks TZ! And DST, the garden shed is rocking to the sounds of Right Said Fred so I assume Bisto boy is practising for his year end review at the Shady Pines Twilight home.

[DST]

Oooooohhooooooohhh! Maybe I'll tint my tresses a little greyer with some Johnsons baby powder and see if I can winkle some standing room in the back'... ...

[#8]

Okay, okay, have a larf, then. So I'll be spendin Chrissmis with T. And Y's beetlejuice. You others (you know who you are) aint invited!

[DST]

If that Manto-approved distillate is any good you either won't know or won't care.