A lady dog breeder, who breeds chihuahuas, is concerned because she never wins any first prizes at the dog shows, which would obviously increase the value of her dogs. She has a third, a fourth prize etc but never close to first. She decides to go and see a fellow breeder and ask for advice. The breeder tells her to pay attention to the small details which score extra points. He says "If you look at a dogs paws, little tufts of hair grow between each toe - trim the hair - it will score you extra points". She decides to take his advice but doesnt have time to sit down with a scissors and do the trimming. So off she goes to the chemist and asks for a tube of hair remover. The chemist says "I must warn you, lady - if you are going to rub that on your legs you wont be able to wear stockings for a week". Says she "I am not going to rub it on my legs, I am going to rub it on my chihuahua". To which the chemist replies "Well, in that case I must warn you that you wont be able to ride a bicycle for 6 weeks!!!"
