Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly. but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.... What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger! About Golf: What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. Woods: A big Tiger knocked-out by a little pussy ! Tiger's wife now has her own endorsement with her club of choice - PING! Tiger's wife used a 5 iron on his Escalade not knowing a 3 wood would cause more damage. Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie. we now see that tiger woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.